cas & dean’s infinite playlist - a dean/cas happy endings fic.
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summary: Dean is the strange bassist and Cas is the Catholic schoolboy, and really, they should never have crossed paths. But Dean is asking Cas to be his boyfriend for five minutes and suddenly it’s a whole night of cross-dressing cabaret, mixtapes, rock bands, and driving around New York.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.
Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.
Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl
or if you’re a heterosexual male
Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.
Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.
You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
ladies per episode - clip show
“then i’ll stump you to death it’ll be swell!”