Anyone who reblogs this before May 25th will get a...
queenoftheconfettiparade: I can’t draw, but I’m on summer break and have no friends yet SO give me something to do I don’t expect a lot but just in case I’m setting the limit of May 25th, sorry if you get this afterwards. Have your submission boxes open loves.
lordengliish: sometimes people think the g in lasagna (or lasagne) is useless, but without it, you’d pronounce it “laz-ah-na” rather than “laz-ah-nya” so even though you might think you’re useless, you have a purpose, you just might not be able to see it, and without you, everything would be different you might think you’re as useless as the g in lasagna, but i sure as heck wouldn’t want to...
consulting-time-lord-in-impala: supernatural-bby: can the hannibal fandom please eat Metatron
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
theyellowbrickroad: If you do not like my body it sounds like it is your problem and not mine
My Grandpa: What I don't get about boobs is. Okay, yeah, they're attractive. Boobs are hot. And women can show off the top of them. 67% of the top of your boob can be visible. And then the bottoms can show too. And the sides are no big deal. In fact, any part of your breast is okay to be seen but your nipple. And nipples are what men and women's breasts have in common.
Me: I'm SAYIN'.
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
cas-is-your-unicorn-dean: first Wednesday without supernatural
boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mum is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
the-fury-of-a-time-lord: sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone until they learn to love themselves please stop romanticizing low self esteem. it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. #hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER GOD...
fquemark: I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.
I don’t want to leave the bathroom. This was the worst decision ever.
Roses: Who is your love interest?
Lilacs: Do you consider yourself beautiful and innocent?
Irises: Do you have words worth spreading? Wise words?
Gladiolus: Are you violent?
Lilies: Have you lost someone important to you?
Protea: Are you courageous?
Peony: Are you lucky?
Orchid: Are you a charming person?
Statice: What do you like to remember?
Sun flower: What brings you happiness?
Lisianthus: What do you appreciate?
Sweet pea: Are you delicate or sweet?
Tulip: Are you elegant or graceful?
Hydrangea: Have you endured/suffered for beauty?
Fresia: Who is your best friend?
Me half-way through shaving one leg: I dont want to do this anymore
pizzaforpresident: fffcuk: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT why are you screaming I’M JUST...
saferincages: shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿) shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠) shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿) shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺) shoutout to...