Screaming bc scott texts chris argent+
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
#’what are we having tonight’ ‘italian’ ‘TALK TO ME’
characters that go through hell yet still believe in the goodness of humanity, still hope for the best despite everything, refuse to let darkness consume them because someone somewhere is always going to be good are literally my favourite, because they give me that little hope too
(Source: angel-kiyoss, via setbabiesonfire)
(Source: exames, via juliankatzen)
Not the time for a dad joke.
the time is nigh
I need to be alone for certain periods of time or I violate my own rhythm. — Lee Krasner (via ladycube)
(Source: wordsnquotes, via juliankatzen)
you know my name not my
Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.
Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"
I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.
I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.